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Well let me explain, to track the stats on this blog I like to use blog patrol because not only does it track the most obvious stats like hits and Referrers, it also gives me a list of words that people punch into search engines, the following words in red are the exact words that people used to find this place, lets have a look at some of them ...
yurina kumai a lesbian?
She is? well no ... maybe, I'm sure this could be used for some perverted fan fiction? ... just an idea.
risako sugaya undressed
This isn't that surprising really, you don't have to go far to see her in various states of undress
is kanna a girl?
... LOL WUT ... I certainly hope so but at times she can forget her idol like manners.
c-ute perverted Maimi Chisato
Maimi and Chisato are far too innocent for such filth! ... fan fiction anyone?
kusumi koharu upskirt
I guess this is a typical search term, photos probably exist somewhere ... but not here (for now).
mobile obama japan phone monkey anime
Yep ... I have no idea either ... but if there was an anime like this I'm sure it would be awesome.
how to say lol in japanese?
umm ... I'm guessing you would say 'ROL' ?
miyabi chunk free videos
yeah ... I'm sick of all those videos with extra Miyabi chunks also
berryz risako fat
This is quite a common term lately, there are some unflattering photos of her about ... but after much 'research' I can assure you she isnt.
koharu racist
My Japanese teacher says that a majority a Japanese people are racist ... so who knows? its hard to think such a sweet girl could be capable of such thoughts ...
Yajima Maimi shorts
This is relevant to my interests ... infact it was probably me who searched for this.
risako sugaya pervert
So someone types this term and finds my blog ... coincidence? no ... I think that's a fair description of me.
i hate airi suzuki
WHAT!? how on Earth could someone be so heartless!?! ... theres nothing to hate about the girl.
airi suzuki r.i.p
All this negativity makes Airi MAD!!!!
berryz armpit
I guess we all have our fetishes ... have at it.
miyabi natsuyaki sexy pic
You really dont have to go far to find sexy pics of Miyabi ... because there all kinda sexy ^^
risako berryz getting fat
Again with the fat issue ... she isnt!!!! there just bad photos damn it!!!
maasa sudo fat
I have to admit that Maasa isnt a skinny rake like Koharu or Airi but she is still a slim healthy girl ... but she will hurt you.
risako bukake
... I really hope people don't mean Risako Sugaya! ... maybe they mean the Japanese porno stars Risako Mamiya or Risako Konno?
takahashi ai bum
Yeah! these are my kinda search terms!!
rock like fuck momoko
Looking at her new photobook previews it would certainly seem so ... rock on Momoko!
suzuki airi boring
... She is? ... no she isn't.
Aika creepy
Erm ... I guess at times she can seem like it ... lols
Maasa bukake
After looking around I cant find any Adult stars called Maasa ... I guess Bukake is a popular pastime in Japan?
Momo peach ipod
I have no idea what one is but I want it.
Why is Saki awesome?
I have no idea why but don't you dare question her.
Tanaka reina has skinny legs
She really does, that girl needs to eat some hamburgers or something.
So there you have it ... most of the terms I see are just plain strange, but they amuse me no end, I'll probably do a future post like this and update all the weird and wonderful search terms that come to me.
Do any other fellow h!p bloggers get pervy words also?
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LOL. Funniest search words ever. XD
Hahahahaah thats so funny
LMAO That's just hilarious!
Do you think Kanna is a man? I prefer her being a lesbian! ^^
I've never got anything like this. The worst I've had is 'Tanaka Reina Fap', which I think was probably you :D
^ I think you would prefer it if all the girls were lesbians ... pervert!
And I doubt I did that search for reina, I like my girls with junk in their trunk ;)
Haha! I get nothing like this.
I don't think I've ever had any search words as perverted or simply bizzare as these.
But I guess it kinda makes sense. I never talk about anything perverted on my blog, now that I think about it. So those bukkake searches have little chance of returning my blog. :p
But I'm expecting to see the person who searched for "Maasa" and "fat" in the same search phrase to be damned for eternity. But maybe Maasa will have Mercy on their immortal souls. This is the kind of person I am, I guess. XD
BWAAAhahaahhaaa. Thats why I'm sending you the utb issue. You entertain and inform thanks. Just got home from LA and stopped by the post office, your books on its way.
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Thanks so much Rick! I cant wait to get my hands upon it :D
@Dran
I'm sure within time you will get some pervy hits :)
I dont think I've used the term bukake before either ... but now I'll probably get more :o
Aika & Jack Nicholson = I'll never watch the shining ever again
thanks alot wotaku now you amde loose faith in jack nicholson
lol, very funny.
hail to perverted wotas
You realize, you've made it that much worse now.
I get the freakiest things ever.
XD
Such as "gay porn covers"
and "annoying Utada Hikaru songs"
LOL @ "koharu racist" i knew it!
I think you would prefer it if all the girls were lesbians ... pervert!
Not all of them. Just Risa and Ai...and Eri. The three of them together...in my bed X_X
The Aika one is hilarious. Loves it!!!
There may be other ways but "wwwwwwwww" or "wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" (lengths vary) is a japanese style "lol"
also I'm pretty sure the armpit thing and ipod stuff is Hello! Island related...
and it wouldn't surprise me if Henkka was the 1 googling for Risako as fat (something I can't agree with).
Love the photo of Kanna, made me laugh so much! And the photo of Koha *drools*... had that as my phone background for sooo long.
Mine are all boring, the best one I've got this month is "girls volleyball short shorts" the rest are all obvoious, like "sayumi", "koharu", etc etc.
^ I would of thought you got loads because of your high traffic, maybe I'm doing something wrong ...
Great post. I have to say that I have had weird search terms myself but recently most searches have been quite normal. I actually feel disappointed by that.
Nothing is as fun as finding out what ridiculous search terms people are finding your site from! Heh, these ones are pretty...wow. XD
- Kumai chan lesbian? :
I dont think she is, but Miya is probably.., hopefully not.
- berryz armpit:
What are you looking at?
Seems you were right, Shirow. You said sooner or later I'd get some pretty weird search terms. And it just happened.
Someone just searched for "berryz koubou nude pics" in google and clicked my blog.
I'm terrified. Honestly. And yet at the same time happy. Maybe it's the start of a time where I can have a chuckle to myself about weird search terms just like you probably did with these.
I was really laughing at that xDDD
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